Reap What Ye Sow

Sorry shakespere, theres a new sheriff in town. Today i got up for class, 7 FUCKING 30, to some thats late, some its early, whatever i like to enjoy my dreams of hot neighbor soccer moms. Anywho i went to the post office today and i took the bus, on the way back the bus stopped at a train station, i was there just minding my own business and WHAM like the hurricane force stampede of deer? that killed the mighty Mufasa came a herd of brown skinned foreigners who quickly sat ironically all around me, as i sat in the back of the bus (no racist),  and with them they brought the foulest stench of odor ive smelt since i shit myself in highschool, it was like a dog who hadnt been washed since ol lassie saved jimmy from the barn fire and rolled  around in curry. seriously that bad. and i normally dont make  fun of people, but im sure they were talking about me as several of them turned and looked at me. they be checkin me out. anyways its almost my 1 year anniversery with my pasty white irish girlfriend, i dont know what to get her yet, friends said get her a ring, but i dont like womens opinions. give me ideas!