hard times

gpa came back dissapointing, no job, nothing to do. crack cocaine here i come. kidding though, i gotta get my shit together, growing up sucks. wish i could crash toy cars into everything in sight and pass out at 8pm. i have to poop right now too which doesnt help. although ive been eating better and im waking up at 630am to do some backbreaking manual labor. 405 deadlifts, i thank you.



For your enjoyment:
Google Danica Thrall, fap away. my 10/10, woulddragdickthroughglassmeme
If you have netflix, watch Restrepo, good film
nudes and mirror pics of myself are available on request

cutting sucks

im too beautiful to eat healthy. im craving fast food so bad right now.

relaxin finally

going snowboarding next week bros, going up to killington in vermont, big mountain, cant wait, eat some waffles, shred, get checked out. HOLLA

Reap What Ye Sow

Sorry shakespere, theres a new sheriff in town. Today i got up for class, 7 FUCKING 30, to some thats late, some its early, whatever i like to enjoy my dreams of hot neighbor soccer moms. Anywho i went to the post office today and i took the bus, on the way back the bus stopped at a train station, i was there just minding my own business and WHAM like the hurricane force stampede of deer? that killed the mighty Mufasa came a herd of brown skinned foreigners who quickly sat ironically all around me, as i sat in the back of the bus (no racist),  and with them they brought the foulest stench of odor ive smelt since i shit myself in highschool, it was like a dog who hadnt been washed since ol lassie saved jimmy from the barn fire and rolled  around in curry. seriously that bad. and i normally dont make  fun of people, but im sure they were talking about me as several of them turned and looked at me. they be checkin me out. anyways its almost my 1 year anniversery with my pasty white irish girlfriend, i dont know what to get her yet, friends said get her a ring, but i dont like womens opinions. give me ideas!

Early bird gets the worm

This is so true people, do everything earlier, dont procrastinate, i did and fucked up. Well im in my room with my roommate who used to be my bff but he changed a lot and became a total prick. Oh well, shit happens, at least i have my dignity

All moved in at school

Jets won, Stellers won, gonaa be a good game, lets see New  York pull a fast one. Im at school now which sucks since i cant sleep all day and have my mom make me food. oh well ill be home soon. Tough saying bye to the misses, but ill see her soon anyways, 9 months today wooo. Well  folks im coming to realie people who are  always nice will never be succesful and will always be walked all over, aka me. Take it from me folks, let your friends poke fun, but stand your ground, ive lost my best friend who became a complete jerk for no reason. Lessons learned




jeep

The Holiest Day Of The Week (Is that spelt right?)

Well as many of you bare chested males out there know, today is another round in playoffs, and lo behold, the semi retarded Jets somehow managed to slither Rex Ryan's obese tanker hull into even getting in the playoffs, then winning last week barely. Its okay because my princess Brady is here to save the day with his long, lucious flow. On a serious note, fuck the Jets, they beta i believe two teams over .500 in the regular season. I just want to see Wes Welker and Deion poop on Darrelle Revis. Although i am a bit worried about Patriots passing defence, oh well, im a Giants fan, fuck them both. On a better note im watching Science Channel while my mom feeds me, oh the life.





Jeep out


edit: moms making me cream puffs, fuck yes